My lyrical masterpiece

There once was a girl - KEG (my roommate's initials)

Who was trying to get a degree

But try as she might

It was impossible to fight

What she secretly yearned to be.

A hobo or hermit to her

Much better than an entrepreneur

Their lifestyle ideal

Who needs an automobile?

A trashcan in the city she'd prefer.

And so she continues her quest

Though you, her lifestyle might protest

Digging for treasure

And finding great pleasure

In the trashcan she builds her a nest

And so concludes my great tale

Though lacking many a detail

Kara's really a gem

And we shouldn't condemn

That she frequently drinks too much ale.

Voila! That, my friends, is just a little lyrical masterpiece I came up with last night. My roommates and I had to introduce our apartment at ward prayer so we decided to write poems about each other. Granted, absolutely nothing from my poem is truthful but I was just impressed that I was able to come up with 4 limericks and that many rhyming words!!